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My resume is slightly out of date.

posted 2 days ago with 3,772 notes  prettiestcaptain)

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe at Comic Con 2014 (x)

posted 2 days ago with 3,595 notes  potterbird)

Holland Roden talking about Stiles and Lydia’s hug.

posted 2 days ago with 1,609 notes  amelia-pond)

Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have
posted 2 days ago with 58,045 notes  misszodiac)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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posted 2 days ago with 75,710 notes  saddestblogger)

posted 2 days ago with 2,870 notes  derekshales)

trohuman:

Accurate gif of me when someone is talking about Fall Out Boy 

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posted 2 days ago with 9,863 notes  trohuman)

You guys know who the benefactor is?

posted 2 days ago with 3,136 notes  scotsmcall)

Maybe you didn’t notice, but I’m pretty good with a bow and arrow.

posted 2 days ago with 3,599 notes  bilesbilinksi)

teen wolf + dramatic head turning 
posted 2 days ago with 6,057 notes  bilesbilinksi)

parslemouths:

I love the hp movies but it is so painful because I want charlie weasley, I want peeves, I want a kinder, accurate ron and an unperfect, accurate hermione. I want all the little sassy, clever, lines left out in the movies and all the really important details that were left out.

posted 2 days ago with 32,215 notes  parslemouths)

posted 2 days ago with 1,776 notes  plaiding)

Not all M O N S T E R S
             do monstrous things

posted 2 days ago with 1,220 notes  scottsmccall)

aperriently-so:

Favorite Dan Howell Quotes:

  • Because I was the human fucking embodiment of Winne the Pooh, I chose not to say anything
  • I was waiting for Satan’s giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass
  • Did I  buy a fucking radioactive hamster?!
  • I was unintentionally Jesus, that’s what I’m saying here
  • So in conclusion, I would rather be anally sodomized by a cactus than go through US Airways again
  • My esophagus must literally be the size of a squirrel anus
posted 2 days ago with 6,673 notes  aperriently-so)

roobbstark:

I honestly saw this as a way of George telling D&D to fuck themselves

posted 2 days ago with 17,994 notes  roobbstark)